Archive for the 'Humor' Category

Airport Security – May Contain Nuts

June 18, 2009

(Written at 38,000 ft from the BA277 from Heathrow to Hyderabad, India. I am lucky enough to turn left when I get on a plane and so I bashed this little diatribe out with the help of a few glasses of red wine in my belly.)
It never ceases to amaze me at the false sense [...]

The Alice and Bob After Dinner Speech

June 3, 2009

Priceless – http://downlode.org/Etext/alicebob.html
(Hat tip to Dinis Cruz)
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Make Web Not War

May 7, 2009

Probably only really funny if you are a softie and know who the people are but……

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S = ƒ ( ___ )

April 24, 2009

S = ƒ(°WFF)
Degrees of Warm Fuzzy Feeling
S=f(p,d)+Rn
(Prayer, Denial) + Number of Days till Retirement
S=f(n)
Where n is the number of security guys you know
S=f(1/n)
Where n is the number of security standards documents you have read
S = ƒ(#B*#FCA)
Number of people you can blame multiplied by the number of friends you have that can cover your back-side
S [...]

Risk Management Software

March 19, 2009

http://feedproxy.google.com/~r/DilbertDailyStrip/~3/rcqqB4y-Bx4/

Modelling Throughout the Ages

November 18, 2008

Just brilliant!
http://www.modelsremixed.com
Requires SilverLight…..

The Morphs of Bentham

October 31, 2008

by Andy Oram10/30/2000
In honor of Halloween, and in memory of New England’s classic horror writer, H. P. Lovecraft, Andy Oram offers this little skit, which promises to scare the wits out of any network administrator.
http://oreilly.com/news/halloween_1000.html

I wonder if I could install one of these at work ?

October 29, 2008

Brighton Street Culture

October 17, 2008

I love living in Brighton. Every time you walk around you are reminded of what a brilliant place it is to live. Today we were with the kids when we heard a drummer playing “In the Air Tonight” by Genesis Phil Collins. When we turned the corner there was a guy sat in a Gorilla [...]

New US Dollar Bill Design for 2009

October 7, 2008