A Funny Out of Office Message
I sent a mail to someone this morning and got back this OOF. Hilarious!
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Due to the fact that I am apparently incapable of ignoring e-mail while I’m booked on several overlapping gigs, I will be studiously avoiding e-mail for the week of August 3-10. I will return your e-mail when I have crawled out from under the huge pile of work under which I’m currently typing while holding a flashlight in my mouth and eating only foods that come in shrink-wrapped packaging.
(My external OOF is much less detailed, fear not.)
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